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    September 13

    Edward Bear

    A little history...

    During the first World War troops from Winnipeg (Manitoba, Canada) were being transported to eastern Canada, on their way overseas to Europe where they should join the 2nd Canadian Infantry Brigade. When the train stopped at White River, Ontario, a lieutenant called Harry Colebourn bought a small female black bear cub for $20 from a hunter who had killed its mother. He named her 'Winnipeg', after his hometown of Winnipeg, or 'Winnie' for short.


     Winnie became the mascot of the Brigade and went to Britain with the unit. When the Brigade was posted to the battlefields of France, Lt. Colebourn took Winnie to the London Zoo for a long loan. Formally Colebourn presented the London Zoo with Winnie in December 1919 where it became a popular attraction and lived until 1934.

    The bear was also very popular by Christopher Robin, son of author A.A. Milne. It was his favorite at the zoo, and he often spent time inside the cage with it. The bear was Christopher Robin's inspiration for calling his own teddy bear Winnie.... Winnie the Pooh (this teddy bear started out with the name of Edward Bear). The name of Pooh originally belonged to a swan, as can be seen in a poem from Milne's When We Were Very Young.


    A.A. Milne started to write a series of books about Winnie the Pooh, his son Christopher Robin, and their friends at 100-Aker-Wood. These other characters, such as Eeyore, Piglet, Tigger, Kanga and Roo were also based on stuffed animals belonging to Christopher Robin. Other characters as Rabbit and Owl were based on animals that lived, just like the swan Pooh, in the surrounding area of Milne's country home Cotchford Farm in Ashdown Forest, Sussex, on which 100-Aker-wood was based.

    'Winnie-the-Pooh' was published by Methuen on October 14th, 1926, the verses 'Now We are Six' in 1927, and 'The House at Pooh Corner' in1928. All these books were illustrated in a beautiful way by E.H. Shepard, which made the books even more magical. The Pooh-books became firm favourites with old and young alike and have been translated into almost every known language. A conservative figure for the total sales of the four Methuen editions (including When We Were Very Young) up to the end of 1996 would be over 20 million copies. These figures do not include sales of the four books published by Dutton in Canada and the States, nor the foreign-language editions printed in more than 25 languages the world over!

    Now That That's done some nice quotes from A.A. Milnes beloved stories

    "Here he is Edward Bear, coming downstairs now, bump, bump, bump, on the back of his head, behind Christopher Robin. It is, as far as he knows, the only way of coming downstairs, but sometimes he feels that there really is another way, if only he could stop bumping for a moment and think of it...Anyhow, here he is at the bottom, and ready to be introduced to you. Winnie-the-Pooh."


    "Pooh looked at his two paws. He knew that one of them was the right, and he knew that when you had decided which one of them was the right, then the other was the left, but he never could remember how to begin"


    "Yes," said Winnie-the-Pooh. 
    "I see now," said Winnie-the-Pooh. 
    "I have been Foolish and Deluded," said he, "and I am a Bear of no Brain at All."


     Poetry and Hums aren't things which you get, they're things which get you. And all you can do is to go where they can find you.


     "I don't see much sense in that," said Rabbit. 
     "No," said Pooh humbly, "there isn't. But there was going to be when I began it. It's just that something happened to it along the way."


    "That buzzing-noise means something. If there's a buzzing noise, somebody's making a buzzing-noise, and the only reason for making a buzzing-noise that I know of is because you're a bee. .... 
    And the only reason for being a bee that I know of is making honey..... 
    And the only reason for making honey is so as I can eat it." So he began to climb the tree."


    Wherever they go, and whatever happens to them on the way, in that enchanted place on the top of the forest, a little boy and his Bear will always be playing.


    You can't help respecting anybody who can spell TUESDAY, even if he doesn't spell it right; but spelling isn't everything. There are days when spelling Tuesday simply doesn't count.


    Always watch where you are going. Otherwise, you may step on a piece of the Forest that was left out by mistake


    Piglet sidled up to Pooh from behind. "Pooh," he whispered.

    "Yes, Piglet?"

    "Nothing," said Piglet, taking Pooh's paw, "I just wanted to be sure of you."


    That's funny, I dropped it on the other side, and it came out this side!...And that was the beginning of a game called Poohsticks


    Us Two

    Wherever I am, there's always Pooh,
    There's always Pooh and Me.
    Whatever I do, he wants to do,
    "Where are you going today?" says Pooh:
    "Well, that's very odd 'cos I was too.
    Let's go together," says Pooh, says he.
    "Let's go together," says Pooh.

    "What's twice eleven?" I said to Pooh,
    ("Twice what?" said Pooh to Me.)
    "I think it ought to be twenty-two."
    "Just what I think myself," said Pooh.
    "It wasn't an easy sum to do,
    But that's what it is," said Pooh, said he.
    "That's what it is," said Pooh.

    "Let's look for dragons," I said to Pooh.
    "Yes, let's," said Pooh to Me.
    We crossed the river and found a few -
    "Yes, those are dragons all right," said Pooh.
    "As soon as I saw their beaks I knew.
    That's what they are," said Pooh, said he.
    "That's what they are," said Pooh.

    "Let's frighten the dragons." I said to Pooh.
    "That's right," said Pooh to Me.
    "I'm not afraid," I said to Pooh,
    And I held his paw and I shouted , "Shoo!
    Silly old dragons!" - and off they flew.
    "I wasn't afraid," said Pooh, said he,
    "I'm never afraid with you."

    So wherever I am, there's always Pooh,
    There's always Pooh and Me.
    "What would I do?" I said to Pooh,
    "If it wasn't for you," and Pooh said: "True,
    It isn't much fun for One, but Two
    Can stick together," says Pooh, says he.
    "That's how it is," says Pooh.


    "Sometimes, when you are a Bear of very Very Little Brain,
    and you think of Things, you find sometimes that a Thing which seemed very Thingish inside you
    is quite different when it gets out into the open and has other people looking at it."


     

    May 04

    Sing a song!

    Flake

    I know she said it's alright
    But you can make it up next time
    I know she knows it's not right
    There ain't no use in lying
    Maybe she thinks I know something
    Maybe maybe she thinks its fine
    Maybe she knows something I don't
    I'm so, I'm so tired, I'm so tired of trying
     
    It seems to me that maybe
    It pretty much always means no
    So don't tell me you might just let it go
    And often times we're lazy
    It seems to stand in my way
    Cause no one no not no one
    Likes to be let down
     
    I know she loves the sunrise
    No longer sees it with her sleeping eyes
    And I know that when she said she's gonna try
    Well it might not work because of other ties and
    I know she usually has some other ties
    And I wouldn't want to break 'em, nah, I wouldn't want to break 'em
    Maybe she'll help me to untie this but
    Until then well, I'm gonna have to lie too
     
    It seems to me that maybe
    It pretty much always means no
    So don't tell me you might just let it go
    And often times we're lazy
    It seems to stand in my way
    Cause no one no not no one
    Likes to be let down
     
    It seems to me that maybe
    It pretty much always means no
    So don't tell me you might just let it go
     
    The harder that you try baby, the further you'll fall
    Even with all the money in the whole wide world
    Please please please don't pass me
    Please please please don't pass me
    Please please please don't pass me by
     
    Everything you know about me now baby you gonna have to change
    You gonna have to call it by a brand new name
    Please please please don't drag me
    Please please please don't drag me
    Please please please don't drag me down
     
    Just like a tree down by the water baby I shall not move
    Even after all the silly things you do
    Please please please don't drag me
    Please please please don't drag me
    Please please please don't drag me down
     Jack Johnson
     

    Gone...

     

    Look at all those fancy clothes,
    But these could keep us warm just like those.
    And what about your soul? Is it cold?
    Is it straight from the mold, and ready to be sold?
    And cars and phones and diamond rings,
    Bling, bling, because those are only removable things.
    And what about your mind? Does it shine?
    Are there things that concern you, more than your time?
     
    Gone, going.
    Gone, everything.
    Gone, don’t give a damn.
    Gone, be the birds, when they don’t wanna sing.
    Gone, people, all awkward with their things,
    Gone.
     
    Look at you, out to make a deal.
    You try to be appealing, but you lose your appeal.
    And what about those shoes you’re in today?
    They’ll do no good, on the bridges you burnt along the way.
    And you're willing to sell, anything?
    Gone, with your head.
    Leave your footprints,
    And we’ll shame them with our words.
    Gone, people, all careless and consumed, gone
     
    Gone, goin,
    Gone, everything.
    Gone, don’t give a damn.
    Gone, be the birds, if they don’t wanna sing.
    Gone, people, all awkward with their things,
    Gone.
      Jack Johnson

     
    Grace is gone
    Neon shines through smoky eyes tonight,
    It's 2 AM, I'm drunk again,
    It's heavy on my mind, It's heavy on my mind.

    I could never love again,
    So much as I love you.
    Where you end, where I begin,
    Is like a river going through.

    Take my heart, take my eyes,
    Cause I'll need them no more.
    If never again they'll fall upon,
    The one I so adore.

    Excuse me please, one more drink.
    Could you make it strong,
    Cause I don't need to think.
    She broke my heart,
    My grace is gone.
    Another drink and I'll move on.

    One drink to remember,
    And another to forget.
    How could I ever dream to find a love like this again?
    One drink to remember, another to forget...

    Excuse me please, one more drink.
    Would you make it strong,
    Cause I don't need to think.
    She broke my heart,
    My grace is gone.
    Another drink and I'll move on.
    One more drink and I'll move on.

    You think of things impossible,
    Then the sun refuse to shine.
    I woke with you beside me,
    Your cold hand lay in mine.

    Excuse me please, one more drink.
    Could you make it strong,
    Cause I don't need to think.
    She broke my heart,
    My grace is gone.
    Another drink and I'll go...

    Excuse me please, one more drink.
    Could you make it strong,
    Cause I don't need to think.
    She broke my heart, my grace is gone.
    Another drink and I'll move on,
    One more drink and I'll move on.
    One more drink my grace is gone.
    Dave Matthews

     
    Cookie Jar...
     
    I would turn on the TV but it's so embarrasing
    To see all the other people I don't know that they mean
    It was magic at first when they spoke without sound
    And now this world is gonna hurt you better turn that thing down
    Turn it around
    "It wasn't me", says the boy with the gun
    "Sure I pulled the trigger but it needed to be done
    Cause life's been killing me ever since it begun
    You cant blame me cause I'm too young"
    "You can't blame me sure the killer was my son
    But I didn't teach him to pull the trigger of the gun
    It's the killer on this TV screen
    You cant blame me its those images he seen
    Well "You can't blame me", says the media man
    Well "I wasn't the one who came up with the plan
    I just point my camera at what the people want to see
    Man it's a two way mirror and you cant blame me"
    "You can't blame me", says the singer of the song
    Or the maker of the movie which he based his life on
    "It's only entertainment and as anyone can see
    The smoke machines and makeup
    Hey you cant fool me
    "It was you it was me it was every man
    We've all got the blood on our hands
    We only receive what we demand
    And if we want hell then hells what well have
    And I would turn on the TV
    But its so embarrasing
    To see all the other people
    I don't even know that they mean
    And it was magic at first
    But it let everyone down
    And now this world is gonna hurt
    You better turn it around
    Turn it around
     Jack Johnson

     


    There's traffic in the sky
    And it doesn't seem to be getting much better
    There's kids playing games on the pavement
    Drawing waves on the pavement
    Shadows of the planes on the pavement
    Its enough to make me cry
    But that don't seem like it would make it feel better
    Maybe its a dream and if I scream
    It will burst at the seams
    This whole place will fall to pieces
    And then they'd say...

    Well how could we have known?
    I'll tell them it's not so hard to tell
    If you keep on adding stones
    Soon the water will be lost in the well

    Puzzle pieces in the ground
    But no one ever seems to be digging
    Instead they're looking up towards the heavens
    With their eyes on the heavens
    There are shadows on the way to the heavens
    It's enough to make me cry
    But that don't seem like it would make it feel better
    The answers could be found
    We could learn from digging down
    But no one ever seems to be digging
    Instead they'll say...

    Well how could we have known?
    I'll tell them it's not so hard to tell
    If you keep on adding stones
    Soon the water will be lost in the well

    Words of wisdom all around
    But no one ever seems to listen
    They're talking about their plans on paper
    Building up from the pavement
    There are shadows from the scrapers on the pavement
    It's enough to make me sigh
    But that don't seem like it would make it feel better
    The words are still around
    But the words are only sounds
    And no one ever seems to listen
    Instead they'll say

    Well how could we have known?
    I'll tell them it's not so hard to tell
    If you keep on adding stones
    Soon the water will be lost in the well

     Jack Johnson


    Wonderful Tonight

    It's late in the evening; she's wondering what clothes to wear.
    She puts on her make-up and brushes her long blonde hair.
    And then she asks me, "Do I look all right?"
    And I say, "Yes, you look wonderful tonight."

    We go to a party and everyone turns to see
    This beautiful lady that's walking around with me.
    And then she asks me, "Do you feel all right?"
    And I say, "Yes, I feel wonderful tonight."

    I feel wonderful because I see
    The love light in your eyes.
    And the wonder of it all
    Is that you just don't realize how much I love you.

    It's time to go home now and I've got an aching head,
    So I give her the car keys and she helps me to bed.
    And then I tell her, as I turn out the light,
    I say, "My darling, you were wonderful tonight.
    Oh my darling, you were wonderful tonight."

     Eric Clapton


    Almost

    I got everything I need, almost.  I got everything I need, almost
    but I don't got you and you're the thing I need the most.

    I got a car that I bought, won't get me far.
    I gotta wish on a star, tell me mama.


    I got everything I need, almost.  I got everything I need, almost
    but I don't got you and you're the thing I need the most.

    I got friends who like me cause I got lots of dough.
    The people recognize me wherever I go.
    I don't got trouble getting high but if I don't get you I believe I will die.


    I got everything I need, almost.  I got everything I need, almost
    but I don't got you and you're the thing I need the most.

    I got everything I need, almost.  I got everything I need, almost.
    I got everything I need, almost.  I got everything I need, almost.
    But I don't got you, and you're the thing I need the most.

     


     Second nature

    You walk into the room, you know whats on my mind.
    You know just how to reach me, baby, without even trying.
    Dont need no one to tell me what this is leading to,
    cause something deep inside of me is dragging me to you.

    So roll the dice, baby, see what the future brings.
    Sure feels like the right time for you to spread your wings.
    Aint no one but you, baby, ever stopped me in my tracks.
    Once this thing gets rolling, darling, well there aint no turning back.

    Second nature, to look at what weve found.
    Second nature, you know were heaven bound.
    No need to think about it, you know were safe and sound.
    Second nature for you to come around.

    So take me to your heart, babe, and lead me to your door.
    Take me in your arms, babe, never leave me any more.
    Aint no one like you, baby, to stop me in my tracks.
    All I know for this old heart, well there aint no turning back.

    Second nature, to look at what weve found.
    Second nature, you know were heaven bound.
    No need to think about it, you know were safe and sound.
    Second nature for you to come around.


    You must have heard my call,
    Like rain to a waterfall.

    Second nature, to look at what weve found.
    Second nature, you know were heaven bound.
    No need to think about it, you know were safe and sound.
    Second nature for you to come around.


    Second nature, to look at what weve found.
    Second nature, you know were heaven bound.
    No need to think about it, you know were safe and sound.
    Second nature for you to come around.

    Eric Clapton, Simon Climie & Dennis Morgan


    High Lyrics


    Beautiful dawn - lights up the shore for me.
    There is nothing else in the world,
    I'd rather wake up and see (with you).
    Beautiful dawn - I'm just chasing time again.
    Thought I would die a lonely man, in endless night.
    But now I'm high; running wild among all the stars above.
    Sometimes it's hard to believe you remember me.

    Beautiful dawn - melt with the stars again.
    Do you remember the day when my journey began?
    Will you remember the end (of time)?
    Beautiful dawn - You're just blowing my mind again.
    Thought I was born to endless night, until you shine.
    High; running wild among all the stars above.
    Sometimes it's hard to believe you remember me.

    Will you be my shoulder when I'm grey and older?
    Promise me tomorrow starts with you,
    Getting high; running wild among all the stars above.
    Sometimes it's hard to believe you remember me

    James Blunt


    Chop Suey

    Wake up (wake up)
    Grab a brush and put on a little make up
    Hide the scars to fade away the shakeup
    (hide the scars to fade away the shakeup)
    Whyd you leave the keys up on the table
    There you go create another fable
    You wanted to
    Grab a brush and put on a little makeup
    You wanted to
    Hide the scars to fade away the shakeup
    You wanted to
    Whyd you leave the keys up on the table
    I dont think you trust in my self righteous suicide
    I cry when angels deserve to die (die)
    Wake up
    (wake up)
    Grab a brush and put on a little make up
    Hide the scars to fade away the shakeup
    (hide the scars to fade away the shakeup)
    Whyd you leave the keys up on the table
    There you go create another fable
    You wanted to
    Grab a brush and put on a little makeup
    You wanted to
    Hide the scars to fade away the shakeup
    You wanted to
    Whyd you leave the keys up on the table
    I dont think you trust in my self righteous suicide
    I cry when angels deserve to die
    In my self righteous suicide
    I cry when angels deserve to die
    Father father father father
    Father into your hand I comend my spirit
    Father into your hand why have you forsaken me in your eyes
    Forsaken me in your thoughts
    Forsaken me in your heart
    Forsaken me ohh
    Trust in my self righteous suicide
    I cry when angels deserve to die
    In my self righteous suicide
    I cry when angels deserve to die

    System of a down


    You Never Know

    Sitting still as stone
    Watching, watching

    People walkin' by me, wondering why
    No one ever stops to talk or thinks about it
    They never did

    What if God shuffled by
    One day, we might see
    Of doing not a thing
    Breathing just to breathe
    We might find some reason

    But rushing around seems what's wrong with the world
    Don't lose the dreams inside your head
    They'll only be there 'til you're dead
    Dream

    Lying on the roof, counting
    The suns that fill the sky
    I wonder if
    Someone in the heaven's looking back down on me
    I'll never know

    So much space to believe
    Funny, when you're small
    The moon follows the car
    There's no one but you see
    Hey, the the moon is chasing me

    I worried if I looked away, she'd be gone
    Don't lose the dreams inside your head
    They'll only be there 'til you're dead
    Dream

    Walking through the wood
    No cares in the world
    The world she's come to play
    She's all mine, just for a day

    And there's not a moment to lose in the game
    Don't let the troubles in your head
    Steal too much time, you'll soon be dead
    So play

    Oh, fall down
    It won't be so long now
    Out of the darkness comes light
    Like a flash
    You think you can, you think you can
    Sometimes that is the problem
    Dream, little darling
    Dream

    Spinning on the wind
    The leaf fell from the limb
    And every day should be a good day to die

    Oh, fall down
    It won't be too long now
    And if I die
    I find it hard to explain
    How i got here
    I think I can, I think I can
    Then again, I will falter
    Dream

    Oh, I think I can, I think I can
    I think I can, I think I can

    Dream, little darling
    Dream

    Spinning on the wind
    The leaf fell from the limb

    Dave Matthews


    My Favorite Things

    Raindrops on roses and
    Whiskers on kittens
    Bright copper kettles and
    Warm woollen mittens
    Brown paper packages
    Tied up with strings
    These are a few of
    My favourite things

    Cream coloured ponies and
    Crisp apple strudels
    Door bells and sleigh bells
    And schnitzel with noodles
    Wild geese that fly with
    The moon on their wings
    These are a few of
    My favourite things

    Girls in white dresses
    With blue satin sashes
    Snowflakes that stay on
    My nose and eyelashes
    Silver white winters
    That melt into Springs
    These are a few of
    My favourite things

    When the dog bites
    When the bee stings
    When I'm feeling sad
    I simply remember
    My favourite things
    And then I don't feel so bad…


    Brown eyed girl

    Sha la la la la la la la la la la la
    Sha la la la la la la la la la la la

    Go!

    I hear a song, it makes me think of a girl I used to know
    I sing along when I hear it on the radio now

    Hey now where did we go?
    Yeah, days when the rains came
    Way down in the hollow
    Yeah, playin' a new game

    Laughin' and a runnin', hey, hey, hey
    Skippin' and a jumpin', yeah, yeah
    In the misty morning fog
    Oh baby and our hearts a thumpin', and you

    My brown eyed girl
    You, my brown eyed girl

    Do you remember when
    We used to sing
    Sha la la la la la la la la la la la
    Sha la la la la la la la la la la la

    I hear a song, it makes me think of a girl I used to know
    Hey, hey, hey
    I sing along when I hear it on the radio now

    Now that the years gone by
    Yeah, now that I'm on my own
    Saw you just the other day
    Oh my, baby you have grown

    Cast my memory back there, Lord
    Sometimes I am overcome just thinkin' 'bout it
    Makin' love in the green grass
    Behind the stadium with you

    My brown eyed girl
    You, my brown eyed girl
    You, my brown eyed girl

    Do you remember when
    Yeah, we used to sing
    Sha la la la la la la la la la la la
    Sha la la la la la la la la la la la
    Sha la la la la la la la la la la la

    I hear a song, it makes me think of a girl I used to know
    Hey, hey, hey
    I sing along when I hear it on the radio
    Hey, hey, hey
    I sing along when I hear it on the radio now

    Van morrison (done by Everlast)


    Echoes 

    Overhead the albatross hangs motionless upon the air
    And deep beneath the rolling waves
    In labyrinths of coral caves
    The echo of a distant time
    Comes willowing across the sand
    And everything is green and submarine

    And no-one showed us to the land
    And no-one knows the where or whys
    But something stirs and something tries
    And starts to climb towards the light

    Strangers passing in the street
    By chance two separate glances meet
    And I am you and what I see is me
    And do I take you by the hand
    And lead you through the land
    And help me understand the best I can

    And no-one calls us to move on
    And no-one forces down our eyes
    And no-one speaks and no-one tries
    And no-one flies around the sun

    Cloudless everyday you fall upon my waking eyes
    Inviting and inciting me to rise
    And through the window in the wall
    Come streaming in on sunlight wings
    A million bright ambassadors of morning

    And no-one sings me lullabies
    And no-one makes me close my eyes
    And so I throw the windows wide

    And call to you across the sky

     

    Pink Floyd

     


    You are so beautiful

    You are so beautiful
    To me
    You are so beautiful
    To me
    Can't you see

    You're everything I hoped for
    You're everything I need
    You are so beautiful to me
    You are so beautiful to me

    You are so beautiful
    To me
    Can't you see
    You're everything I hoped for
    You're every, everything I need
    You are so beautiful to me

    Joe cocker


     

    KISSING YOU

    Pride can stand, a thousand trials,
    the strong will never fall
    But watching stars without you,
    my soul cried.
    Heaving heart is full of pain,
    oh, oh, the aching.
    'Cause I'm kissing you, oh.
    I'm kissing you.

    Touch me deep, pure, and true,
    gift to me forever
    'Cause I'm kissing you, oh.
    I'm kissing you.

    Where are you now?
    Where are you now?

    'Cause I'm kissing you.
    I'm kissing you, oh

    Des'Ree

     


    Kiss the girl

    There you see her
    Sitting there across the way
    She don't got a lot to say
    But there's something about her
    And you don't know why
    But you're dying to try
    You wanna kiss the girl

    Yes, you want her
    Look at her, you know you do
    Possible she wants you too
    There is one way to ask her
    It don't take a word
    Not a single word
    Go on and kiss the girl

    Sha la la la la la
    My oh my
    Look like the boy too shy
    Ain't gonna kiss the girl
    Sha la la la la la
    Ain't that sad?
    Ain't it a shame?
    Too bad, he gonna miss the girl

    Now's your moment
    Floating in a blue lagoon
    Boy you better do it soon
    No time will be better
    She don't say a word
    And she won't say a word
    Until you kiss the girl

    Sha la la la la la
    Don't be scared
    You got the mood prepared
    Go on and kiss the girl
    Sha la la la la la
    Don't stop now
    Don't try to hide it how
    You want to kiss the girl
    Sha la la la la la
    Float along
    And listen to the song
    The song say kiss the girl
    Sha la la la la
    The music play
    Do what the music say
    You got to kiss the girl
    You've got to kiss the girl
    You wanna kiss the girl
    You've gotta kiss the girl
    Go on and kiss the girl

    Samuel E. Wright


    Anywhere I Lay My Head

    My head is spinning round, my heart is in my shoes, yeah
    I went and set the thames on fire, oh, now I must come back down
    Shes laughing in her sleeve boys, I can feel it in my bones
    Oh, but anywhere Im gonna lay my head, Im gonna call my home

    Well I see that the world is upside-down
    Seems that my pockets were filled up with gold
    And now the clouds, well theyve covered over
    And the wind is blowing cold
    Well I dont need anybody, because I learned, I learned to be alone
    Well I said anywhere, anywhere, anywhere I lay my head, boys
    Well I gonna call my home


     

    Tom Waits

    "Accidental Babies

    Well I held you like a lover
    Happy hands and your elbow in the appropriate place

    And we ignored our others, happy plans
    For that delicate look upon your face

    Our bodies moved and hardened
    Hurting parts of your garden
    With no room for a pardon
    In a place where no one knows what we have done

    Do you come
    Together ever with him?
    And is he dark enough?
    Enough to see your light?
    And do you brush your teeth before you kiss?
    Do you miss my smell?
    And is he bold enough to take you on?
    Do you feel like you belong?
    And does he drive you wild?
    Or just mildly free?
    What about me?

    Well you held me like a lover
    Sweaty hands
    And my foot in the appropriate place

    And we use cushions to cover
    Happy glands
    In the mild issue of our disgrace

    Our minds pressed and guarded
    While our flesh disregarded
    The lack of space for the light-hearted
    In the boom that beats our drum

    Well I know I make you cry
    And I know sometimes you wanna die
    But do you really feel alive without me?
    If so, be free
    If not, leave him for me
    Before one of us has accidental babies
    For we are in love

    Do you come
    Together ever with him?
    Is he dark enough?
    Enough to see your light?
    Do you brush your teeth before you kiss?
    Do you miss my smell?
    And is he bold enough to take you on?
    Do you feel like you belong?
    And does he drive you wild?
    Or just mildly free?

    What about me?
    What about me?

    Damien Rice


    AMSTERDAM

    Come on, my star is fading
    And I swerve out of control
    If i, if I’d only waited
    I’d not be stuck here in this hole
    Come here my star is fading
    And I swerve out of control
    And I swear I waited and waited
    I’ve got to get out of this hole

    But time is on your side
    Its on your side now
    Not pushing you down and all around
    It’s no cause for concern

    Come on, oh my star is fading
    And I see no chance of release
    And I know I’m dead on the surface
    But I am screaming underneath

    And time is on your side
    Its on your side now
    Not pushing you down
    And all around, no
    It’s no cause for concern

    Stuck on the end of this ball and chain
    And I’m on my way back down again
    Stood on a bridge, tied to the noose
    Sick to the stomach
    You can say what you mean
    But it won’t change a thing
    I’m sick of the secrets
    Stood on the edge, tied to a noose
    You came along and you cut me loose
    You came along and you cut me loose
    You came along and you cut me loose.

    Coldplay

     

    April 26

    Blog linuxien

    Yeah!!!

    Hoooooooooooooooooooo
    Un linuxien : un mec qui se plaint...

    Au chiotte Microsoft
    Tg salle nioobz jte bl
    Vive les barbus !
    Tu es moche, barbu, no-life, benevole, t'amuses follement...
    La secte Linux recrute
    Si tu es blonde a forte poitrine...tu n'es pas linuxienne...
    On s'écalte aux conférences Linux
    (Finlandais)
    January 25

    quotes :)

    This new place is for Thor so that he can enlighten everyone on msn with his quotes!!
     
    Take four red capsules, in ten minutes take two more. Help is on the way!
     
    It's craptacular.
     
    No offense Apu, but when they were handing out religions, you musta been out taking a whizz
     
    You know those mornings that you just can't get out of bed, and you call in sick, if you had a job.
     
    Woah! Hey! It's like a koala bear crapped a rainbow in my brain!
     
    Awards are like hemorrhoids. Sooner or later every asshole gets one.
     
    No point in steering now.
     
    I am your infant overlord. Surrender now or I'll poop on your lap.
     
    Thank you for not discussing the outside world.
     
    Exterminate all rational thought. That is the conclusion I have come to.
     
    In a few moments the power of ten billion black holes will smush Bender and me together into a beautiful eternal quantum singularity.
     
    I'm on a huge wispy rhino fart.
     
    Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.
     
    No Hat. No Underwear. No Problem.
     
    Drop your trousers here for best results.
     
    Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.
     
    Somewhere between apoplectic and apathetic.
     
    Keepin' it surreal.
     
    I ain't gonna stop untill the 25th houer, coz' now i'm living on blues power!
     
    Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

    Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'... till you can find a rock.

    Sorry I got lost in thought. It was unfamilar territory.

    The beatings will continue until morale improves.

    What has four legs and an one arm? A happy pit bull.

    How do I set a laser printer to stun?

    I Suffer Occasional Delusions of Adequacy

    Don't bother me. I'm living happily ever after

    I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To

    Conserve energy... fart in a jar

    There are 3 kinds of people in this world...those you want things to happen to, those that make things
     happen, and those who just wonder what the hell happened!

    Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink
    what comes out"?

    Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?

    What do we live for, if it is not to make life less difficult for each other? -- George Eliot

    "To love someone is to see him as God intended him" --Fydor Dostoyevsky

    "If it screams, it's not food... yet."

    ERROR 406: file corrupt: config.earth -- reboot universe? (Y/N)

    It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.

    "There are easier things to do then understand women, like nailing water to a tree"

    I'm only wearing black until they make a darker color.

    should I smile cause we're friends, or cry cause that’s all we'll ever be?

    "Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious." - William Feather

    " Life is to short to be pissed off all the time"

    No-one ever ruined their eyesight by looking on the bright side

    I am not lost... I am exploring.

    Don't believe everything you think

    Don't start with me you won't win!

    Due to budget cuts, light at end of tunnel will be out.

    Follow your dreams, except the one where you’re at school in your underwear

    He’s Not Dead, He’s Electroencephalographically-Challenged

    Heart Attacks ... God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends

    HELP, I AM LOST AND CANNOT FIND MY BEER!

    I don't do mornings

    I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol

    I just love nonverbal communication!

    I took a pain pill. Why are you still here?

    I’m Out Of Bed And Dressed – What More Do You Want?
     
    reality is an illusion created by lack of alcohol

    Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet

    Give up for a second and that is where you will finish
     
    Practice safe eating — always use condiments

    A converted cannibal is one who, on Friday, eats only fishermen

    I'm on a seafood diet. When I see food, I eat it

    It's not whether you lose, it's how much fun you HAVE losing!

    Why can we remember the tiniest detail that has happened to us, and not remember how many times we have told it to the same person.

    Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like spaghetti. Let's go f***.

    why is it: you can sue McDonalds for getting fat, a cigarette compamy for getting cancer, but you cant sue Calsberg for all the ugly people you've dated?
     
    You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on
     
    A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke
     
    Ice-cream is exquisite. What a pity it isn't illegal
     
    Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others
     
    A positive attitude will not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort
     
    I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again
     
    It's so long since I've had sex I've forgotten who ties up who
     
    Childhood is that wonderful time of life when all you need to do to lose weight is take a bath
     
    I wish life has a scroll back buffer
     
    Hit any user to continue
     
    Do one thing at time, with supreme excellence. (NASA proverb)
     
    Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
     
    Hate is like swallowing poison and waiting for the other person to die
     
    I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem
     
    If things get any worse, I'll have to ask you to stop helping me
     
    The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach
     
    Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue
     
    I used to be an Atheist, until I found out I was God
     
    If we make peaceful revolution impossible, we make violent revolution inevitiable.
     
    I wave my private parts at your Aunties
     
    Talking about love is like dancing about architecture
     
    All I want is a warm bed and a kind word and unlimited power
     
    In an infinite universe, anything is possible
     
    Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love
     
    Sufficiently advanced political correctness is indistinguishable from
    sarcasm
     
    What garlic is to food, insanity is to art
     
    'All you need is love'? Yeah? Try payin' the fuckin' rent with it
     
    I can't decide whether to commit suicide or go bowling
     
    Calm down. It's only ones and zeros
     
    Never hit a man with glasses; hit him with your fist
     
    24 hours in a day...24 beers in a case...coincidence
     
    If it weren't for the last minute, nothing would get done
     
    Paranoia:  A healthy understanding of the nature of the universe
     
    After I cook the vegetables, what do I do with the wheelchairs?
     
    Love is like an hourglass: the heart fills as the brain empties
     
    The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist
     
    I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me
     
    Thinking is a powerful thing. Power is dangerous. I'm not allowed to play with dangerous things, therefore I don't think.don't think
     
    When life hands you a lemon, break out the tequila and the salt
     
    Smile and the world smiles with you. Fart and you stand alone
     
    For all you who talk about me, thanks for making ME the center of YOUR world
     
    Pizza is a lot like sex. When it's good, it's really good. When it's bad, it's still pretty good
     
    I've had fun before. This isn't it
     
    I tried sniffing coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck up my nose
     
    i dont swim in your toilet, so please dont pee in my pool
     
    CAUTION: im a blond n im having a VERY bad day.. so plz use small words
     
    There are two theories about arguing with women...Neither one works.
     
    There cannot be a crisis today; my schedule is already full.
     
    There is a technical meteorological term for a sunny, warm day which follows two rainy days. It's called a "Monday."
     
    This inner peace stuff is tough on the ol' coconut.
     
    I wish I had a dollar for how happy I feel
     
    When you're a one man band, nobody gets hurt
     
    Interesting. No wait, the other thing: tedious
     
    The holidays are all about texture, color and luxury
     
    We're here to take your pornography and sodomize our vast imaginations.
     
    I'm in a glass cage of emotion
     
    Just when you thought life couldn't suck any worse
     
    For your spanking sensation
     
    It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses... HIT IT
     
    It wasn't lies, it was just....bullshit.
     
    Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration, don't fail us now.
     
    You fat penguin!
     
    I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers
     
    Kiss me twice. I'm schizophrenic
     
    Why buy shampoo when real poo is still free
     
    You can outdistance that which is running after you but not what is running inside you.
     
    You must be tired, because you've been running through my mind all day
     
    Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends
     
    Here I am. Now what are your other two wishes?
     
    Back off! You're standing in my aura
     
    Chaos, panic, & disorder....my work here is done
     
    If your feet smell and your nose runs - you're built upside down
     
    To be intoxicated is to feel sophisticated but not be able to say it
     
    Allow me to introduce my selves
     
    Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental
     
    I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message...
     
    Evil is just live, spelt backwards
     
    On a scale of 1 to 4, what are your feelings about the colour green?
     
    I can't walk on water, but I can stagger on alcohol.
     
    If she can cook chicken, yeah, she'll suit me to a T
     
    At least I have a positive attitude about my destructive habits
     
    Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject
     
    Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels good
     
    Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana
     
    Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps.
     
    There is no task so simple that you can't screw it up
     
    Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast
     
    In an infinite universe, anything is possible
     
    Atheism is a non-prophet organization
     
    All I want is a warm bed and a kind word and unlimited power
     
    If Arsenic Fails, Try Algebra
     
     If it’s brown, suck it down, if it’s pink, don’t you drink
     
    Oral self-stimulation is possible... just swallow your pride
     
    If you try and don't succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie.
     
    Play it three more times and call it jazz
     
    I've got all the money I'll ever need if I die by 4 O'clock this afternoon
     
    I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
     
    Never express yourself more clearly than you think.  N. Bohr
     
    Quick! Get me my colored pencils! I'm having a paradigm shift
     
    Bigamy: One wife too many.  Monogamy: Same idea.
     
    Erotic: Using a goose feather.  Kinky: Using the whole goose.
     
    Bagpipes are the missing link between music and noise
     
    Insanity is my only means of relaxation
     
    Sleep is a poor subsititue for caffeine
     
    I didn't climb to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian
     
    Some men see things as they are and ask why. Others dream things that never were and ask why not
     
    Life is a bitch, but some of the puppies are cute
     
    On your mark, get set, go away!
     
    The last thing I want to do is hurt you... But it's still on the list
     
    You're just jealous because the voices only talk to ME
     
    Earth is full. Go home
     
    If in the last few years you haven't discarded a major opinion or acquired a new one, check your pulse. You may be dead
     
    Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity
     
    I'm not broke, I'm broken. I'm so poor I can't even pay attention
     
    No matter which way you go, it's uphill and against the wind
     
    Life is a circle where you are slowly winding back to a drooling, imobile, unintelligible being
     
    Life is like a box of chocolates....and I'm a diabetic
     
    A trouble shared, is twice as many people worried
     
    Some people are alive simply because it's against the law to kill them
     
    "What do you do for a living?"... "I make prostate cancer"... "Great! I've got to go... talk to someone else"
     
    I was working on a flat tax proposal and I accidentally proved there's no god.
     
    Shit happens, but we carry on
     
    I believe the children are our future, unless we stop them now!
     
    All monkeys are French. You didn't know that?
     
    Jesus loves me. But, I just want to be friends
     
    Life is like a roll of toilet paper,The closer you get to the end the faster it goes.
     
    Happiness is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but no one feels the warmth as you do
     
    We are all stumbling blindly through the minefield of life
     
    Be dishonest with yourself! The possibilities are endless!
     
    If you're going through hell, keep going. Winston Churchill
     
    You must be the change you wish to see in the world. Mahatma Gandhi
     
    I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. Thomas Alva Edison
     
    Life is really simple, but we insist on making it complicated. Confucius
     
    Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication. Leonardo DaVinci
     
    Gorging on the bloody nectar of unlimited power
     
    Make pies, not sense
     
    Dijon vu - the same mustard as before
     
    Vegetables aren't food. Vegetables are what food eats.
     
    Ever stop to think and forget to start again?
     
    If you can dream it, you can do it.
     
    What really interests me is whether God had any choice in the creation of the world.
     
    A man may die, nations may rise and fall, but an idea lives on
     
    If you can't convince them, confuse them
     
    Each day comes just once in a lifetime
     
    A diamond is a piece of coal that finished what it started.
     
    Don't look back, they might be gaining on you.
     
    Everyone is gifted. Some open the package sooner.
     
    Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.
     
    Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.
     
    Real men don't waster their hormones growing hair.
     
    Do I look like a freakin' people person?
     
    Practice random acts of intelligence & senseless acts of self-control.
     
    Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?
     
    Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
     
    One of us is thinking about sex . . . OK, it's me.
     
    How many times do I have to flush before you go away?
     
    I just want revenge.  Is that so wrong?
     
    Everyone thinks I'm psychotic, except for my friends deep inside the earth.
     
    Is it time for your medication or mine?
     
    I plead contemporary insanity.
     
    I refuse to star in your psychodrama.
     
     
    One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duct tape to make them stop
     
    Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut
     
    Now and then it's good to pause in our pursuit of happiness and just be happy.
     
    If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went
     
    I thought I was dancing ‘til somebody stepped on my hand.
     
    You better stop drinking because you’re getting blurry
     
    Anybody not using their tab?
     
    Let’s drink ‘til we can’t feel feelings anymore.
     
    The drinking will continue until you show a dramatic improvement in attitude.
     
    She spilled a beer on me. That’s foreplay.
     
    We’ve had enough to drink. Now let’s have too much.
     
    Wow, that one had corners on it
     
    I want all the booze in the world in this glass right now. All of it. Mix it up. I’ll drink every damn drop. Of course, I’m going to need a bigger glass
     
     
    December 01

    Glaaaade jul!

    Et plop! I just made my first blog